If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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