are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's official drugs can't kill me
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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