I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
Randomize
