i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Come see our sink grown plant.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
She told me I should be a condom model.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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