I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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