dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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