How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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