We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
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