i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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