I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
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