Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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