Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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