Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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