I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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