i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
be right there i have to get my cape
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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