Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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