I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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