hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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