so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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