Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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