Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
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This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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