everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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