how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
