The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Still dying that you shit outside
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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