3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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