i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
this will be a night to untag.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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