You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
you made out with another girl for some wings
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Randomize
