Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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