The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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