The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
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