I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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