Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
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