love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
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Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
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Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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