Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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