Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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