I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
NoShamevember. You game?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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