Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
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There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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