Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
operation have a gay friend backfired
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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