I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
