some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
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"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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