ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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