with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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