i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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