that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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