Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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