She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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