Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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