I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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