OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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