Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
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why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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