I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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