i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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