Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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