I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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