Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
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i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm too high and old for this...