if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
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martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.