school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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