awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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