we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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